SHE LIVES!

It took me a week, but I was able to bring my little white friend back to life - with a piece of an old credit-card and a wadded-up boarding pass hidden in her case. Millie, as she's now called, is working better than she has in months. In other news, I have legally changed my name to MacGyver.

I have become so habituated to life with my iPod that the past week without it has been… lonely. Whatever: as if there were ever any question as to how screwed up I am.

No iPod and no Haley make Drew a dull boy.