11.13.2005

All I want for Christmas

Dear Santa;
Hey! What's up? Can you believe the Vikings won today? I sure can't.

Anywho... Say, if you're still looking for that perfect xmas gift that just screams Drew, please don't buy me another insane parrot that simply repeats my name at 38 decibels. Instead, book me a party with these little fellers...
 If I could see MiniKissjust once before I shuffle off this mortal coil, well, you truly would have made my wish. Oh, and I'd also like some new underdrawers - preferably the Hanes tagless brand, size medium.

Thanks, and don't let the elves bust your balls about your dental plan - now is the time to by fiscally responsible.

Love,
Drew

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