5.02.2005

Just when I start feeling good about myself.



The World Mustache/Beard Championships have to happen and violently emasculate me.

Congress needs to quickly allocate more funding to the United States fledgling “Freestyle Mustache” program or we’re going find ourselves loosing the Mustache Race to the Luxemburg.. ians.

AMERICA, IS THIS THE FUTURE YOU WANT OUR CHILDREN TO GROW UP IN?!?

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