Revenge of the (insert funny pun here)

The force is strong with these dorks.

The movie is by no means perfect, but it did provide me with what I consider to be the greatest movie-going experience of my life, surpassing the first time I saw The Matrix in a packed (and vocal) Sony Loews. What surprised me the most is just how sad I was for the movie to be over. The closest thing to a modern mythology (aside from No Child Left Behind) is done: over. This is one of those rare movies that I would like to sit down and watch with every person in my life that I love. Please feel free to make fun of me via IM – I wear my nerd with pride, and my sandals with socks.

Someone call and remind me that people are still good

Shitty night.

Nerdy on so many levels

nintendo themes, a cappella (a choir performance of classic nintendo songs) - video

The only way this could be more nerdy is if they were all dressed as animals.

Or if Poker was there.

Charming Defined

The new object of my perpetually vacillating singer/songwriter affection – Regina Spektor. Watching her sing is a little like watching water fall… you know its just physics but damn if it does look like magic. Don’t believe in magic? Watch her video.

We built this city... We build this city on crap

CNN.com - Answer to zoo's power needs may be right under their nose - May 3, 2005

I have to admit, I've had this same dream for years.

Just when I start feeling good about myself.

The World Mustache/Beard Championships have to happen and violently emasculate me.

Congress needs to quickly allocate more funding to the United States fledgling “Freestyle Mustache” program or we’re going find ourselves loosing the Mustache Race to the Luxemburg.. ians.

AMERICA, IS THIS THE FUTURE YOU WANT OUR CHILDREN TO GROW UP IN?!?