The Faceman Cometh

I’ve decided to wear a moustache from now on.

I know what you're thinking...

“"But Drew, you’'re already so damn attractive… why push it?”"

Allow me to lay your fears to rest by promising to only use my moustache for the purposes of good - and the occasional armed coup d’'etat. Of course, some of you “lesser” friends may be lost by the wayside; discarded like so many free AOL discs; as I am now going to exist on a far superior plane of coolitude. Once my chin-duster elevates me to demagogue, I simply won’t have time for the likes of y’all. So farwell, my unliphaired flunkies, you shall be moderately missed. Now beginith, the Vibrissa Epoch.